Like a particularly bad boyfriend you’re plucking up the courage to dump surprising you by getting in there first, Donald Trump has cancelled his state trip to London… and now I’m feeling oddly put out. How dare he? What gives him the right? And just who does he think he is?
Like a baby dressed up in an ill-fitting suit, The Donald has thrown his toys out of the pram because he’s taken against a building he’s not been to, in an area he has never visited.
In his finest phonics, the President of the United States of America tweeted: “Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for ‘peanuts,’ only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!”
I think the reason this smarts so much is because I live in that “off location”, which...
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